** Note: I saw this and thought it was funny as hell.. I hope its OK that I share it.

TIME: Shortly after Pope John Paul II death.


 I'm bummed I haven't had enough time to pitch my reality series to Mark Burnett
the "Survivor" producer.  I envision a show called "The Apostle" where a film
crew follows the Cardinal College around and we watch as they eliminate Papal
candidates. 

They'd have challenges such as exorcising demons and converting Jews.

Oh well.  Another opportunity missed.


 Anonymous Sister