Nicole's Collection Of Bumper Stickers, Quotes, Email Signetures and Sayings


Even more My Favorite Quotes, Sigs and Sayings...
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 The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.
	-- Unknown

 The thing that cracks me up..is the SHEER Hypocracy of these GOP women...they forget that 
 90yrs ago, they had NO rights, None, zero...they were  men's property..period! 
 Women had to FIGHT for the very right to vote, and it took 12yrs 1908 to 1920. 
 Religious arguments were used against them too (how easily they forget) 
 The argument was."If women Vote, it will Undermine the very foundation of American life"
 ...after all, women not having a say in Gov't was a "tradition"..and the status quo, 
 and Men did NOT want to change it...  even religious organizations lobby'd Congress to 
 Prevent women the Right to Vote.
	-- unknown

 One has to wonder, if christianity says "it's ok to discriminate based on gender and gender 
 preference." What else are they discriminating against that isn't as obvious?
	--NMH

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
 That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. 
 It's just that they need more supervision." -- Unknown

 An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard,
 and directed the students to punctuate it correctly .
 The men wrote: "Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."
 The women wrote: "WOMAN! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"
  A good basic example of one of the differences between men and women. -- Unknown


 When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change
	-- Wayne Dyer

 There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you truly have defeated age.
	-- Sophia Loren

 If that dress was any shorter it would be a hat! 
	-- Rach 

 I just got some pain pills. They had a label that said: Warning, alchohol will amplify its effect. 
 Is that a warning or a suggestion?
	-- B. Cox


 Spandex: It's a privilege, not a right
	-- Matthew Lillard, "Hackers"

 Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, 
 while bad people will find a way around the laws.
	-- Plato

 Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.
	-- Alfred North Whitehead Short Quotes

 According to Glamour magazine, it takes the average woman 11 minutes to get aroused. 
 The problem is that by the time the average woman is aroused the guy's been asleep 
 for nine minutes.
	-- Jay Leno Quotes

 Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president, but in his 
official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part 
of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters.
	--Conan O'Brien

 None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
	-- Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, 
 it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
	--Oscar Wilde

 When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign: that 
 the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
	--Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects

 "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." 
	-- Albert Einstein

 "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." 
	-- Abraham Lincoln

 "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
 	-- George Bernard Shaw


 "Beware the man of one book." 
	-- St. Thomas Aquinas

 If we are going to teach "creationism science" as an alternative to evolution, 
then we should also teach the Stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. 
	-- Judith Hayes


 "I am a British subject, not an American citizen, and in my country we have a freedom of 
 speech. I have a right to report that." 
	-- John Sweeney, BBC reporter

 How do you know when to be concerned about memory loss? "One of the rules we use as 
 clinicians is: if you forget your keys, that's not so terrible, but if you forget 
 what a key is for, that becomes  serious."  
	-- Robert N. Butler

 People who are violent are simply that. They are not 'caused', they just are. 
 While they require a target, they need no excuse.  
	-- Katie BL

 Facts are used to argue, hate is used to conquer
	--- NMH

 Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
	-- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love [R.A.Heinlein]

 Brezhnev asks the Pope - Why do people believe in your paradise in heaven, 
 but refuse to believe in the communist paradise?
 - That's because we never show ours, says the Pope.
	-- Unknown

 The US will rapidly descend into "a fascist corporate wasteland," she said, if "alternatives 
 to this corrupt 'two' party system" are not found. 
	-- Cindy Sheehan

 One of the most basic things with just about every religion that mankind has ever devised, 
 is one basic attitude, "I have the word of God and I'm fine. You, however are screwed." 
	-- Raven Morgain

  As the prospect of peace recedes and poverty spreads, Palestinians have become more 
 traditional. Bars and cinemas have closed. Many educated,  middle-class women now cover 
 their heads, but hardly anyone, even in the villages, wears the niqab veil. 
	--  Eric Silver  (I see a similarity to what is happening here in the U.S.)

 Whomever said, "You can't take it with you" never had plastic surgery!
	-- Colleen


 Fun Dislaimer:
 As always, the opinion expressed above is my own and implies nothing about anyone else's 
 opinion on the same topic. My opinions are exclusively my own and are subject to capricious 
 change w/ no regard to consistency or prior notice to the readers. 
	-- Radha





Thin-skinned no-humor pansies!
You tell em an ice breaker or two about women-libbers, gays,
environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless,
a couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped,
old-farts, baldness & people who walk real goofy cause they
just had a vasectomy and suddenly they get all sensitive!
Like I offended one of them or something? --Duckman


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