TOP TEN THINGS TO CUSTOMIZE THE ENTERPRISE WITH

10. Flame painting around the phasers would dress up the saucer section.
9. Curb feelers would make asteroid navagation a breeze.
8. Yosemite Sam mud flaps, need I say more.
7. Replace ugly wood arch behind captain's chair with boss chrome roll bar.
6. Duke's of Hazard rebel horn sound would make a great hailing signal.
5. Mel Torme's voice would make a great computer voice.
4. Fuzzy dice hanging over the main viewscreen.
3. Thrusher exhaust headers on nacells not only increases performance but also emits hot rod sound when going to warp
2. Rerouting warp power through 30 inch subwoofers for stereo sound.
1. Captain Kirk hood ornament on saucer section really impresses the girls!